I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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