its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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