I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
