susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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