She's JV to your varsity
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
