he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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