Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Fuck appropriateness.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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