I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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