There is no way he is gay with that hair.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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