"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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