There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
