Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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