let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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