yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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