dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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