Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
