People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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