I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I would ride that face into the sunset
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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