Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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