I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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