Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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