I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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