do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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