Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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