"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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