ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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