If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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