On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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