So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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