Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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