just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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