I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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