What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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