so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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