I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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