69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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