going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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