margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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