trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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