I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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