no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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