I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
