One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just invented taco cereal.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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