So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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