think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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