What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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