you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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