Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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