S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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