New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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