I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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