she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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