My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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