brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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