So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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