new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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